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You’ve come across it thousands of times. You know it by heart. You are forced to listen as the speaker declaims it as if the story had been invented on the spot. Corporate sycophants developed a special talent at pretending to be amazed by it, as if they are hearing it for the first time. You hate it. It is the tale of the lion and the gazelle. In its popularized version it goes like this: “Every morning a lion wakes up and…” . I will stop it here. You know it already. It has been used in commercials. It...Continue reading »

Popular TV-series “Brexit” has been renewed for 2020, although the authors are reportedly uncertain about how to find an end to the whole story. Some observers believe that “Brexit” might just never end. “Possibly the decision to renew the series is due to the choice of giving the authors a chance to come up with a credible finale” declares Rocco Reza Moller, a TV series critic for The Hollywood Reporter. “They tried their hand with different leading authors, but none worked”. Worried comments started appearing...Continue reading »

Yes, it is true: you should not be there. Within the millions of people that take the subway every day, you are the only normal person. Yet, some mistake in society and destiny at large forces you to travel with the tube as well. This is the staggering result of a years-long research led by Prof. Manfred Schichterhofenstein at New York University. “It is without any shadow of doubt” confirms Prof. Schichterhofenstein “that we can confirm you don’t belong to the bunch of depressed, personal-hygiene avoiding,...Continue reading »

No cars and no trucks: It has been years in the planning and now it is ready to be rolled out: the city policy of the Berlin government is to transform the city into Beijing anno 1974. “We just cannot wait to admire a landscape of Berliners packing up bags and bags of belongings on their bike and pedal their way to work as if we were in China right before the start of the economic revolution” claims Gerhard Schmitt, the counselor responsible for the new traffic policy of the German capital. “This will be the true happiness! Pedaling the...Continue reading »

Berlin, Germany – A secret memo leaked to The Serpopard reveals a truth that many were suspecting: e-scooters are meant to kill people in order to free up space in town and solve the rent problem. The document, penned by the Green Party, states that “Berlin should not end up like San Francisco or London”, and that an immediate solution is required. Possibly, the measure “will target younger citizens in particular, so to solve also the issue of people that enjoy clubbing or loud music”, considered “possibly...Continue reading »