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Berlin, Germany – In a final act of commitment to the anti-climate change agenda, scores of cyclists in Berlin are choking to death to avoid breathing while pedaling, in order to prevent the emission of further CO2 into the atmosphere. “At first I thought it was a joke” claims Jenne Mainerf, a French fashion designer residing in the German capital “but then I took part in this seminar and they told us that when we breathe we emit CO2 and this is not good for the environment, so…”. Right after completing her last sentence,...Continue reading »

Los Gatos, California – A secret memo leaked to The Serpopard presents an internal rule of streaming network “Netflix”: apparently, series are renewed season after season with no mercy, just until the point when they become “as boring as real life”. “Considering covid times” claims Paulito Grossmann, head critic at The New Inquirer “them guys are lowering the bar quite a lot. I mean, to match the boredom of covid-live a series must become REALLY boring”. It seems that the boring-as-real-life...Continue reading »

Minecraft, Metaverse – An NFT-virus created in a lab in Minecraft is keeping on infecting more and more avatars in the metaverse. “We are witnessing terrible cases” claims Dr. FredAhno, an avatar expert in avatar respiratory syndromes in Minecraft. “Intensive care units will soon be completely used up”. The owners of Minecraft are forcing avatars to wear face masks and spend time in their virtual houses. People in the real world are therefore compelled to juggle around with their avatars in tiny virtual spaces, only occasionally...Continue reading »

Rocky Mountains, Colorado – “It is finally ready” annouced this morning former US President Donald Trump with an evil laughter. “My secret orcs breeding facility is ready to spit out hundreds of thousands of supporters for mz persona from tonight to the 2024 election!” The announcement was delivered at a press conference in front of a pyramid-shaped mountain that – interestingly enough – had changed color in the last months, transitioning from the usual brickstone-red of the Colorado mountains,...Continue reading »

Sydney, Australia – Tennis fans are worried: world n.1 Novak Djokovic might soon run of ideas to make his persona even more detested in the circuit and beyond. “He has always been an increadible source of bad ideas. Pretending to be injured while losing, breaking rackets, hitting line umpires with fastballs” claims Georgina Sblinga, president of the Australian Djokovic Fan Club “and now this idea of coming to the Australian Open without a vaccine. But this sounds like an extreme. Should he be like going around the...Continue reading »