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Dear Serporeaders, please welcome our new author Klaretta and her new series about life, love and lust! Berlin, Germany – So you finally made it! After a respectable apprenticeship as hipster somewhere around Portland and Halle, you moved to Berlin and got accepted to Soho House. I know that the experience might be overwhelming: everything looks so shiny and different! That’s why I decided to present you with a practical survival guide in order to facilitate your entrance in this world temple of stardom in Berlin Mitte! You...Continue reading »

Hampton, Virginia – The time for rejoicing was very short: right upon the diffusion of the first black-hole photo ever, NASA is planning a mission to go deeper into the thing – a double-rocket expedition to check if the Universe’s prostate is all right. “I can safely assume that there might be some issues with hyperplasia” believes Roger Albert Dam, Ph.D. “This black hole is around 55 million years old and we can expect that around this age the prostate may be enlarged”. Possibly, the...Continue reading »

Chicago, Illinois – “I can’t believe this finally happened” claims Rita Bonheur, Head of French Fries at a Subway McDonald’s restaurant in Downtown Los Angeles. “Now that I make 11 bucks per hour I can finally leave those temporary jobs as actress in Hollywood films and spend my entire life here”. Mrs. Bonheur’s happiness is shared by the global 375,000 employees active for the company worldwide – a cluster that represents the main sourcing pool for actors in global film production. A recent study by the...Continue reading »

Berlin, Germany – In a city where the longest relationships seem to last not longer than a couple of weeks, the traditional, life-long marriage contract seemed to be not at par with the times. “That’s why we decided to provide a viable alternative” claims Marianna Moller, Secretary for Civil Policies in Berlin. “People will have the chance to get married for a limited time, no strings attached. It is something that has been existing in the Muslim world for centuries”. It’s not the first...Continue reading »

Berlin, Germany – Following the latest expansion of fashion platform Zalando, the share of Berliners working for the company has now reached 76%. Three out of every four Berliners are now active for the company – so the latest report by Zalando. “Our aim is to reach a full-Berlin Zalando employment situation by September this year” claims CEO Robert Gentz “and to create a new fordist model in the German capital, where people will receive money for Zalando and spend them back at Zalando”. The news about the fashion company...Continue reading »