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Berlin, Germany – In a city where the longest relationships seem to last not longer than a couple of weeks, the traditional, life-long marriage contract seemed to be not at par with the times. “That’s why we decided to provide a viable alternative” claims Marianna Moller, Secretary for Civil Policies in Berlin. “People will have the chance to get married for a limited time, no strings attached. It is something that has been existing in the Muslim world for centuries”. It’s not the first...Continue reading »

Berlin, Germany – Following the latest expansion of fashion platform Zalando, the share of Berliners working for the company has now reached 76%. Three out of every four Berliners are now active for the company – so the latest report by Zalando. “Our aim is to reach a full-Berlin Zalando employment situation by September this year” claims CEO Robert Gentz “and to create a new fordist model in the German capital, where people will receive money for Zalando and spend them back at Zalando”. The news about the fashion company...Continue reading »

Chattanooga, Tennessee – Ariel is a five year old French Bulldog with some strong opinions about humans: “I mean, just leave it there! Why are you doing this?” Ariel’s blunt remarks are a consequence of her long career as street poo-dropper – a path that first began when her owner, plumber Sandra Smith, used to reside in the Upper West Side in New York. “I just remember exchanging embarrassed looks with other dogs on the walkway” remembers Ariel “and as we dropped our crap, our owners...Continue reading »

Brussels, Belgium – “It was the only choice” claims EU Commission President Jean-Claude Juncker. “Those Brits have been just incapable of finding a way to leave the European Union. So Europe decided to leave the European Union”. Europe will create a new international organization named “No Brits Club”, where the common feature of all members is that they are not Britain. “This will open up possibilities of membership even for African or Asian countries”, claims Mr. Juncker. The...Continue reading »

Ottawa, Canada – He was possibly the only politician able at striking decent dancing moves, but this was not enough to save him from yet another scandal looming above his administration. As a corruption story is forcing basically all of his ministers to resign, a secret dog fight ring has been discovered in the cellar of his home at 24 Sussex Drive in Ottawa. “We got a lead from a local dog food market owner” claims Detective Giuliano Mangoes, leading the case “as Mr. Trudeau wearing a Clouseauesque costume...Continue reading »