Wichita Falls, Texas – The “Gallery of Horror of Republican Advisors” opened Monday in a former slaughterhouse in Wichita Falls, Texas. “The choice of the building has been very lucky” declared John John Bingleboo, owner of the gallery, “since it required just a limeted set design intervention to change from the original”. In particular, “visitors will enjoy the chance to meet a robotic Henry Kissinger walking on piles of Chilean and Indonesian corpses”, adds Mr. Bingleboo. The hall of Kissinger,...Continue reading »

Laramie, Wyoming – It may come as a consolation to sh*thole countries: a study from the University of Wyoming, Laramie,  confirms that successful countries suffer from a mass form of Ossessive-Compulsive Disorder. This is the result of a research led by Prof. Magritta Karamellis from the Department of Massive Psychological Illnesses. “It’s a history changer” claims Prof. Karamellis “since we always thought everybody should equal the precision of the Germans or the Japanese. As it turns out, these people may be...Continue reading »

Washington, DC – In a packed White House pressroom, President Trump announced today his new plan to send the wealthiest to newly developed islands hovering in the sky. “It’s a new dawn for the most prominent heads of our country” declared the President “as these islands are being built in New Mexico and will reach the skies above our heads by the end of 2019”. The wealthy individuals will reach their new homeland through charted jets “gently offered by private sponsors, including weapons manufacturers...Continue reading »