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London, UK – It looked like a successful migration story: a family from the continent moves to Britain and inherits an Empire from a deceased family. George, Elector of Hanover, thought to have hit the jackpot back in 1714 when he received the news that he was to go to London and be King. More than thee hundreds years later, the Brexit hit back and terminated the happy times of the House of Windsor: the Queen is to be sent back to Germany with no further ado. So claims a secret document leaked to The Serpopard by a drunk governmental...Continue reading »

Washington, DC – Long gone are the times when the President’s staff would swarm in and around the rooms of the White House: in a few months the list of the departed has become longer and longer. Secretary of State Rex Tillerson is the last to leave after Gary Cohn, Hope Hicks, Rob Porter, Omarosa Manigault-Newman, Tom Price, Sabastian Gorka, Steve Bannon, Anthony Scaramucci, Reince Priebus, Sean Spicer, Michael Flynn, Sally Yates, a random janitor, the resident DJ and some valet parking guy. “It reminds me a little of that Kane guy from the Orson Welles...Continue reading »

Winnipeg, Canada – All that dinosaur thing is just a big scam aimed at selling more toys to kids: this is the stunning revelation of Prof. Albert. A. Winsapoonie from the University of Winnipeg. “It had always been hard to believe” claims Prof. Winsapoonie “that tons-heavy things would just wander around the globe millions years ago, then die and resurface back into toy stores like nothing”. In his ten-year research, the Canadian academic focused on debunking the holes in the history of dinos: “Come on,...Continue reading »

Berlin, Germany – After years in the making, the secret project “Disneyland Berlin” finally opens its doors: “It’s a great moment in the history of global entertainment” claims Rocco Tripper, Vice-President for Parks Extravaganza at Disney. Mr. Tripper claimed that “compared to romantic Paris, also this park embodies some local spirit: hence, the big area dedicated to BDSM, a great Berlin tradition”. “BDSM Kingdom” will be forbidden to minors and will offer fancy rides such as “It’s a Leather World...Continue reading »

al-Qaim, Iraq –  Time for a change in the Kingdom of Isis: after years trying to charme out ideological opposers with gore videos of hostage killings, Isis will try its hand at comedy. “It’s a pivotal change in our marketing strategy” claims Mohammad al-Aferim, Minister for Islamic Commercials of the Islamic State “as we realized that splatter is more of a 1990s thing: Tarantino is history now. People want to laugh”. The Isis leadership is organizing screenings of US comedy masterpieces in its secret hiding...Continue reading »