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Washington, D.C. – Netflix didn’t greenlight the project of a TV show hosted by Barack Obama and the former President decided to sign for WWE. His stage name is going to be “Super Bario”, a villain of Italian descent, with the final move “Superpizza”, where he will splash on opponents as a big, twisting flying pizza. As one of the youngest presidents in history, Barack Obama was thought to have a bright TV future in front of him. The path of conferencing and donations had already been beaten by illustrious predecessors such as Bill...Continue reading »

Chicago, IL – United Airlines is prone to weird incidents. After dragging off a passenger from his seat and experiencing a scorpion invasion, the airline went on a killing spree. Victims include a giant bunny, a dog put in the overhead locker, and just some more dogs of all races killed in the most sadistic ways – frozen, scared to death, eaten. “But we want to go the extra mile” claims Debra Valpolicella, Sadist-in-residence at UA “and we will equip our crews with whips to lash passengers every now and then....Continue reading »

Yekaterinburg, Russia – For once the believers in occultism have been proven right: the “Orbs”, those strange spots that appear every now and then in photos, seem to be magically attracted by dirty camera lenses. “It’s a first in the history of science” claimed Prof. Ivan Ilic, an aging academic that started his research at the Science Faculty of the University of Yekaterinburg in 1974. The professor wanted to give up multiple times, but his assistant convinced him to keep on researching. “And in the...Continue reading »

Moscow, Russia – In an unprecedented showcase of sincerity, a tired Vladimir Putin declared Wednesday to the press that he is rather disappointed about his investment in Facebook and and has instructed his broker to sell his 10% stake in Facebook. “I don’t want to be involved in this. It’s just too many dirty tricks one after the other”, said the Russian President, adding that “They keep on being busted, once again with this Cambridge Analytica thing. They just seem not to get it right. They could have asked...Continue reading »

Cambridge, Massachussets – “Forget the collection of adorable bums that populated New Jersey” declared Marcelino Brignante, Head of Guerrilla Productions at FOX “we are launching a new reality about educated and wealthy Americans in Boston. Instead of fist fights like in Jersey Shore, we’ll take a glimpse into the moderate and low-profile social life of the US upper class”. In a teaser shown to the press, some characters are seen discerning the qualities of the different overpriced coffee blends served at...Continue reading »


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