Newfoundland, Atlantic Ocean – You thought that the story of Jack Dawson would end with the first Titanic? “You are very wrong” claims director James Cameron “as twenty years after the first film we are working on a sequel: Jack in the Deep Blue Sea”. The original story saw the onset of an extramarital affair between a gold-digger named Rose and a good-looking loser called Jack. In the original film, Rose is supposed to marry some rich banker and: Save her family from bankruptcy Ensure her mum a sustainable retirement Enjoy...Continue reading »

McLean, Virginia – Oceans full of plastic, job uncertainty and income polarization, rising temperatures, deforestation and the epidemic of trap music: if you thought this couldn’t be real, there is good news for you. It is not real.  “We actually live in the result of a Soviet experiment gone rogue, launched in the last days of the USSR” declared CIA head Gina Haspel at a press conference this morning. “The project was meant to show the West what capitalism could become if neoliberal forces were set free to control...Continue reading »

Pasadena, CA – Miranda Chan looks unsettled as she removes the bumper sticker from the rear of her car, bearing the statement “No Nuclear Energy for a Cleaner Future”: “I had no idea”, declares Mrs. Chan, “That the sun is just a big nuclear reactor”.  The permanent fission of hydrogen and helium atoms is the main reaction process that takes place on our star. “Harvesting energy from the sun is not different than plugging your tv directly into a nuclear reactor” adds Mrs. Chan, trashing...Continue reading »

Cape Cod, MA – It was an unusual sight for Moose Delaney, 74, retired plumber, when last Monday during his morning jog he saw dozens of dark figures lying on a beach close to the shack where he resides. “At first I thought it was a bunch of survivors from some party, one of the many held around here during the season”, says Mr. Delaney, “when I realized it was actually stranded Republicans still wearing their suits“. It was a total of 124 Republicans beached in Cape Cod, just in front of the Italian Restaurant...Continue reading »