Washington, D.C. – In an unprecedented move, the White House declared today that a new tax on influencers may be introduced this year. “It’s a recognition that free-market capitalism failed” declared spokesperson Sarah Elizabeth Huckabee Sanders, “because to twit some b*llshit an influencer makes more money that an academic in a lifetime”. The levy will be around 99% of the revenue realized by the influencer. “It’s still a lot of money left in the pocket of the guys” adds Mrs. Sanders...Continue reading »

Santa Monica, LA, California – The Los Angeles hospitals are hit by a rise in starving toddlers that are refusing to be breast-fed by their mothers. “It’s an epidemic” believes Dr. Steffen Arthur, pediatrician “since every day we must take care of at least two dozens of toddlers that refuse to be fed with an animal product such as breast milk”. Vegan-feminist activists are nonetheless delighted. Saura Parkinson, head of the Vegan Mocha Walnut Latte club in San Bernardino, California, believes that...Continue reading »

Istanbul, Turkey – The massive church had stood there in the Turkish capital for almost a millennium – and then the Turks decided to take it over and convert it into a mosque. The despicable act of religious hatred is just another one in a series of attacks carried on by the Turks against other communities such as the massacre of the inhabitants of Constantinople. “It happened almost overnight” claims local resident Amir Bozoglu “as if they had entered from some secret door in the city walls and did...Continue reading »

Mexico City, Mexico – The Mexican border patrol is already on white alert: “If any of those Americans will try to cross the wall to escape the snow, we will shoot at first sight” claims Armando Lopéz, a sergeant at the border town of Juarez. “Sincerely speaking” claims Mr. Lopéz “we never thought that this Trump thing could become so useful”. Just behind the wall, on the US side snowflakes are piling up building a six or seven feet high snow mantel. It is a stark contrast to the situation...Continue reading »

New York City, New York – New York Major Bill de Blasio is sure that the possible result is worth the effort: “We want to reintroduce this mammal species that has been completely wiped out by finance”. The plan is to move five couples of artists in basements around the central neighborhood of Manhattan. “The town researchers claim that the reproductive patterns of these mammals is rather uncommon” continued de Blasio at a press conference at the City Hall this morning “as they may engage in group sex and...Continue reading »