Amman, Jordan – The archaeologists that recently discovered a piece of bread at an excavation site in Jordan  revealed today the result of their research. “It’s the top bun of a Big Mac” claims Sandrina Phoebius, head of the excavation “and you can tell because it’s still in good shape despite the years in the ground”. On how the researchers can be sure that the brad belongs to the famous fast-food chain, Mrs. Phoebius replied that a good help came from the McDonald wrapping and the fact that a large...Continue reading »

Berlin, Germany – After the migrant negotiation ordeal an increasingly isolated Angela Merkel is considering leaving politics and returning to her previous career as domina in Berlin. “It was her real occupation before entering politics” claims a member of her staff that asked The Serpopard to remain anonymous. “She was known in BDSM circles as ‘Lady Whip’ and among her clients there was the intellectual and business elite of the German capital”. It is a common move for politicians ending their public...Continue reading »

Moscow, Russia – This morning Spain’s king Felipe VI received a formal declaration of war from the Russian Military bureau following Spain’s defeat at the football World Cup yesterday. This act of war follows other two sent by the Kremlin to Saudi Arabia and Egypt after Russia’s victories in the pool stage. “Now it’s clear why Putin wanted to host the World Cup so badly” claims a source from the US Intelligence “as his secret plan has always been that of annexing all the countries beaten by Russia”. The...Continue reading »

Pensacola, Florida – “As if it were not enough: they don’t buy cars, they share apartments that will never buy, they don’t have sex, they listen to shitty music, they don’t drink whiskey and now they prefer eating with their bare hands”. Marcelo Rincon, head of home goods marketing at Walmart, is in panic: the new no-cutlery twist in the taste of millennials will probably send his division bankrupt within few years. An internal research by Walmart found out that people below the age of 30 are quickly giving...Continue reading »