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With “Bumble Bizz” you can now meet freaks also on the job

Oct 21 2019

Bumble, the female-first dating app, has proudly announced the launch of “Bumble Bizz”, a system to connect with like-minded professionals from your surroundings. “We thought that you have just so much time to meet freaks in your spare time using the conventional Bumble Date solution” claims Whitney Wolf Herd, the CEO of Bumble. “So we came up with this idea to stack up people’s calendars with awkward professional dates as well”. The concept is simple: say that you have some spare time after lunch and all you long...Continue reading »

EP. 1 – “Jean Claude the Zombie Chef” teaches you how to make omelette!

By Luger James -

Oct 15 2019

JEAN CLAUDE THE ZOMBIE CHEF

In this first episode of his cooking show our star chef Jean-Claude Le Bon will teach how to make the perfect French omelette! All you need is: Three crushed eggsThree crushed eggshellsTwo npeeled onionsA carrot with all the leavesFrench olive oilA zombie finger Follow the video to combine the ingredients as Jean Claude would! Our host Daniel Roberts will be trying his best to have his star Jean Claude presenting the most remarkable egg dish you’ve ever had! ...

Trump sparks war in Middle East to make up for Fortnite blackout

By Andrea Julia Smith -

Oct 15 2019

#TRUMP POLITICS

Langley, Virginia – Gen. Kenneth F. McKenzie Jr., Head of the US Northern Command, admitted that the only real reason why US President allowed Turkey to massacre the Kurds was “to create some new exciting combat situation since Fortnite is in blackout modus”. “And this is very believable” adds New York Times columnist and military expert Manlio Oanapopa “because there is no other possible reason on Earth or in the Heavens explaining why Mr. Trump green-lighted an operation wiping out a strong military...Continue reading »

Why the tale of the Lion and the Gazelle is totally wrong

By Luger James -

Sep 09 2019

Featured OPINION

You’ve come across it thousands of times. You know it by heart. You are forced to listen as the speaker declaims it as if the story had been invented on the spot. Corporate sycophants developed a special talent at pretending to be amazed by it, as if they are hearing it for the first time. You hate it. It is the tale of the lion and the gazelle. In its popularized version it goes like this: “Every morning a lion wakes up and…” . I will stop it here. You know it already. It has been used in commercials. It...Continue reading »

“Brexit” series renewed for one more seasons amid authors lost in finale

By Zac De La Vigne -

Sep 06 2019

#BREXIT POLITICS

Popular TV-series “Brexit” has been renewed for 2020, although the authors are reportedly uncertain about how to find an end to the whole story. Some observers believe that “Brexit” might just never end. “Possibly the decision to renew the series is due to the choice of giving the authors a chance to come up with a credible finale” declares Rocco Reza Moller, a TV series critic for The Hollywood Reporter. “They tried their hand with different leading authors, but none worked”. Worried comments started appearing...Continue reading »