Pensacola, Florida – “Time to end this nonsense: Chem trails are true” admits Col. Gertrude Stiffson of the US Air Force “and they bring a lot of benefits to people”. The incredible revelation came after years of speculation about the real nature of those white tracks that appear up in the sky upon the transit of an airplane. “Many people believe it’s just a normal product of air condensation and some by-products of jet propulsion” adds Col. Stiffson “but I can confirm as a fact that there...Continue reading »

Washington, D.C – “It was just to much of a burden to engage in case by case discussions about jokes being even slightly offensive to someone, so we decided to ban humor altogether” declared Sen. Bill Battoni from Maryland. He is one of the promoters of a bill passed today in Washington to prevent people from being funny “as a one fits all solution, but an effective one”, adds the Senator. “We had two choices” claims Sen. Margarettha Blambus from Tennessee, also behind the new law “accept a joke...Continue reading »

New York, NY – A milestone has been set in the history of food: the first vegan-vegetarian-glutenfree-halal-kosher-raw-organic restaurant opened in the Meat Packing district in New York. Its name is “Pure Air” and it’s menu is just a blank page with prices. “We spent months trying to figure out a dining option that could satisfy parties of friends without vetoes of any sort” declared Samantha Shanti, founder of Pure Air “and in the end we found out that the only option possible was to offer people just...Continue reading »

Washington, D.C. – It’s the talent of great leaders to balance between stubbornness and a true assessment of circumstances – and US President Donald Trump yesterday  changed his attitude towards the border wall with Mexico as he declared war on the country. At an estimated cost of up to 25 billion dollars, “a wall would be way more expensive than a simple war against Mexico as a whole”, declared Trump theduring a closed door meeting in the Oval Office. “You see” said the President “why should...Continue reading »