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Winnipeg, Canada – All that dinosaur thing is just a big scam aimed at selling more toys to kids: this is the stunning revelation of Prof. Albert. A. Winsapoonie from the University of Winnipeg. “It had always been hard to believe” claims Prof. Winsapoonie “that tons-heavy things would just wander around the globe millions years ago, then die and resurface back into toy stores like nothing”. In his ten-year research, the Canadian academic focused on debunking the holes in the history of dinos: “Come on,...Continue reading »

Berlin, Germany – After years in the making, the secret project “Disneyland Berlin” finally opens its doors: “It’s a great moment in the history of global entertainment” claims Rocco Tripper, Vice-President for Parks Extravaganza at Disney. Mr. Tripper claimed that “compared to romantic Paris, also this park embodies some local spirit: hence, the big area dedicated to BDSM, a great Berlin tradition”. “BDSM Kingdom” will be forbidden to minors and will offer fancy rides such as “It’s a Leather World...Continue reading »

al-Qaim, Iraq –  Time for a change in the Kingdom of Isis: after years trying to charme out ideological opposers with gore videos of hostage killings, Isis will try its hand at comedy. “It’s a pivotal change in our marketing strategy” claims Mohammad al-Aferim, Minister for Islamic Commercials of the Islamic State “as we realized that splatter is more of a 1990s thing: Tarantino is history now. People want to laugh”. The Isis leadership is organizing screenings of US comedy masterpieces in its secret hiding...Continue reading »

Hollywood, CA – After 21 nominations it’s time for a change: at the end of the last Oscar night, an exhausted Meryl Streep decided to switch from a “perform-as-you-go” model to a subscription for her Academy Awards. “It’s just more convenient” declared the actress. “Instead of having to act me out every year, I can enjoy now the certainty to receive a nomination on a regular basis. I will be more relaxed and will even perform better, for the satisfaction of my fans”, added Mrs. Streep. The...Continue reading »

New York, NY – Cult fraudster Martin Shkreli thought he had made it: a light 7-year sentence for a multi-million scam involving the usual hedge fund and a bunch of MBAs. Judge Kiyo Matsumoto reportedly “struggled” to decide upon the sentence, as the prosecution had asked for 15 years and Mr. Shkreli sent her heartbreaking letters where he was claiming how sorry he was. In one of the most delicate passages, Mr. Shkreli claimed that “he’ll be good if the judge was good with him”. Arguments like this eventually...Continue reading »