Berlin, Germany – It just happened: all the repressed rage of His Holiness the Dalai Lama came out yesterday when he tried to travel via subway in Berlin. “I had told him” declared his assistant Geshe Lhakdor “that decades of Buddhist training would be nothing compared to the adventure of riding a Berlin subway train. But he just gave me one of those smiles of his”. Mr. Lama tried to board the subway at Alexanderplatz. In the station he had to suffer four frontal hits with people looking at their smartphones while...Continue reading »

Cincinnati, Ohio – “Why should we respect animal life, and not that of plants?” asks Theodora Wasserstein, inventor of “airianism”, a diet regimen that includes only air. “Salad leaves and carrots have the same right to live as any other being on the planet”. Mrs. Wasserstein is the author of a cooking book titled “Air: What was missing in your kitchen”, including 120 recipes to cook air. “But the book is not just about cooking” claims Mrs. Wasserstein, that currently weighs...Continue reading »

Berlin, Germany – The Berlin City Council announced today that the German Capital is due to remain closed for the entire month of June due to a WWII Nuclear Bomb defusing operation. The bomb has been found under a kebab store at Kottbusser Tor, in the Kreuzberg neighborhood. “It was an old legend” claims Renato Roipnol, owner of the store “and sometimes we would hear it ticking at night”. Eventually the fat pouring out of the kebab dug a hole in the floor until revealing the bomb. The German Institute for Statistics...Continue reading »

Berlin, Germany – Berlin has become too expensive and people are living it. The German capital – so claims a study by Freie University – will become a ghost town by 2024 – but an incredibly expensive one. “It was in the air” claims Theodora Duken, a long-time resident. “After the wall fell down you could get a serviced apartment for a box of Marlboro per month. Now the combined salaries of a poly-amoreuse family aren’t enough”. Berlin still almost tops the list of most unemployed region...Continue reading »