Berlin, Germany – A secret memo leaked to The Serpopard reveals a truth that many were suspecting: e-scooters are meant to kill people in order...Continue reading »
Author Archives: Luger James
Berlin, Germany – “We are thinking about introducing specific speed-limits for senior citizens on bicycles” claims Marka Bakera, director...Continue reading »
Chattanooga, Tennessee – Ariel is a five year old French Bulldog with some strong opinions about humans: “I mean, just leave it there! Why...Continue reading »
Brussels, Belgium – “It was the only choice” claims EU Commission President Jean-Claude Juncker. “Those Brits have been just incapable...Continue reading »
Ottawa, Canada – He was possibly the only politician able at striking decent dancing moves, but this was not enough to save him from yet another...Continue reading »
