Berlin, Germany – It is considered one of the most popular attractions in Berlin: tourists from all over the world just cannot resist standing on line for hours to eat some meat in a bun. But tourist tradition is tourist tradition, and to those that marvel at the never ending line in front of the kebab stand of Mustafa, the only explanation is: it is delicious. But is it really? A secret source contacted The Serpopard to reveal a scary truth: Mustafa’s kebab is nothing special. He is just very, very slow at preparing it. “It’s...Continue reading »

Hollywood, CA – Are you afraid that your son might one day dream about a film career? The idea of your kid being best-boy or electrician, spending his life in your apartment until his early forties, keeps you awake at night? Do you believe that 300,000 bucks are better spent on a Maserati, rather that a film degree? The “Sincere Film Museum” is your solution. Soon to open in Hollywood, this museum “aims at representing film-making life as it really is, in order to discourage your siblings from any visual-art related...Continue reading »

Havana, Cuba – The communist government of Cuba will soon be launching an alternative version of Monopoly, centered on socialist morals and lifestyle. “It’s a big step towards establishing a permanent heritage for marxist-leninist teachings” claims Fedora Rodriguez, General Secretary for Art, Entertainment and Secret Police on the island. The game will be titled “Statopoly” and will look exactly like the traditional, capitalist-corrupted version of the game. There are some slight differences though: when...Continue reading »

Sacramento, California – The state  of California decided to take a bold decision about the defining question “shall white kids be allowed to wear a Black Panther costume for Halloween?”. Starting this year, all kids will be required to undergo a DNA testing to define what costumes they are allowed to wear – basing on their ethnicity. In a world facing problems such as the migrant crisis in Africa, global warming, famine in Yemen and war in the Middle East, the attention of the American public is focused on the issue...Continue reading »

Berlin, Germany – Long gone are the times of newfound brotherhood when the Wall fell in 1989: today Berlin is ridden by the plague of rabies-infected cyclists. “The epidemic is out of control” admitted yesterday the city mayor Michael Müller at a press conference. “All people riding a bike seem to be affected by rabies”. The list of violent episodes can’t meet an end. There have been reports of bike travelers biting passersby at random when they crossed a bike lane, and of others jumping into cars going...Continue reading »